2 or 3 cans of frozen apple juice concentrate
Vodka (your brand of choice, but why not Absolut, for maximum gas flavor?)
A gas can
In your (clean, brand new) gas can, empty the cans of frozen apple juice concentrate. Swish around a little to ensure a uniform consistency, and to revel in the fact that yes, you are making a cocktail in a gas can. Add vodka, liberally and without regard for the future happiness of your liver. WITNESSSSSSS!!!!