EPISODE 117 – Project Pat Part Deux

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Summary:

The lads interview a return guest…Project Pat!

***Don’t forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here’s the number: 985-265-7726***

In the Studio:

Dan
Ken
Critter

Special Guest: Project Pat

Cocktail du Jour: Hollywood

1 1/2 oz. Vodka
1 1/2 oz. Raspberry Liqueur (Chambord…the Holy Hand Grenade)
1 oz. Triple Sec
Splash of Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice

Add all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake. It’s okay to shake this more than twice. No one will say you’re playing with it. Strain into a glass.

Quote du Jour:

Trish – [phone rings] Hello?
Andy Stitzer – Hey, how you doing?
Trish – Um… how you doing?
Andy Stitzer – I’m well.
Trish – Who is this?
Andy Stitzer – This is… James.
[hits himself with the phone] Trish – James? Do I know you, James?
Andy Stitzer – [stammering] I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent.
Trish – Are you a telemarketer, James?
Andy Stitzer – Yep.
Trish – Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real fucking job, why don’t you? Go shoot yourself in the fucking head! Hey, why don’t you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don’t you do that, huh?
Andy Stitzer – Okay.
Trish – All right, I’ll see you later, James.
Andy Stitzer – Nice to talk to you.
Trish – Fuck your mother, okay? Bye-bye.
[hangs up]

Trish and Andy Stitzer – The 40-Year-Old Virgin

 

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

Charity: Camp Tiger – www.lsuhsc.edu/orgs/camptiger/

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