EPISODE 135 – Midterms and Zombie Game!

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Summary:

It’s time for Midterms! Which means the mother-fuckin’ Watch Your Mouth ZOMBIE GAME is back! How will you survive the oncoming horde? Points for ridiculous creativity.

***Don’t forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here’s the number: 985-265-7726***

In the Studio:

Dan
Ken
Critter

Cocktail du Jour: Beer

Crack open a cold one. Then another. And then maybe another. Then perhaps a few more. Then decide it’s a good idea to shop on Amazon all blurry visioned and buy swords because this will be the only time you will be able to talk yourself into doing that.

Quote du Jour: 

The Collector – HUMANS… You’re not worth the flesh you’re printed on…
[taking off his outfit] The Collector – Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers!

The Collector – Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!”

The Zombie Game

Here are the rules:

  • You’re in the room pictured above (a farmer’s market, Listen to the show for more details)
  • In exactly 5 minutes, a hoard of zombies is going to come busting in (attacking zombie breed: “Walking Dead” style. They’re slow, but don’t get bit!)
  • You have a pocket knife, a lighter, and whatever you see in this room at your disposal to get through the hoard and out of the building, where a chopper will be waiting.
    (Expanded rules & explanations: You can’t crawl through the drop ceilings, you can’t wait it out in a hiding spot, and when it says in 5 minutes zombies will be upon you, that means they are already outside the room, you just have 5 minutes before they break down the door and devour you.)

Post your escape plans/improvised weaponry to one of our social media accounts. We will be posting the image there as well. We will read your responses when we get back from our semester break.

The best idea will be handsomely rewarded with… mad street cred. After all, you know you want to be known among your friends as the “ultimate zombie apocalypse surviving guru.” Maybe one day you can teach a class about it. 

GO!

Charity: Hearing Health Foundation – hearinghealthfoundation.org/

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